The Diagnostic

The Scan finds out what's actually going on — before we recommend anything

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What We Actually Look At

Five dimensions, one session

Revenue & Sales

Where revenue is actually coming from, where it's leaking, and what's driving growth versus what just feels like it is.

Operations & Team

How work actually moves through the business, and whether it could run for a week without the founder.

Financial Health

Whether the numbers you're making decisions on actually reflect what's happening in the business.

Customer Experience

Where trust is being built or quietly lost, at every point a customer touches the business.

Founder Dependency

How much of the business exists only in the founder's head — and what happens if that doesn't change.

How It Works

Three steps, start to finish

Pre-Scan homework is sent right after payment, so the session itself isn't spent gathering basic facts. The session works through the business's actual mechanics. The report — a clear diagnostic and a recommended path — is yours to keep, whether or not you take the next step with us.

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Results

What founders find out

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"That one strategy session with Boltzmenn changed how we run the entire company. Money well spent."

Founder

PrimeTouch Facility Management

"The clarity was worth more than the cost."

Willy's Shawarma

FAQ

About The Scan, specifically

What exactly do I get at the end?

A written diagnostic report covering all five dimensions we look at, plus a clear recommendation on what to do next — whether that's a specific service, or nothing at all if the business doesn't need one.

Am I obligated to buy LIFT, Scale, or anything else afterward?

No. The Scan is a standalone engagement. You keep the report either way, and what happens next is entirely your call.

How long does the whole process take?

Pre-Scan homework is sent right after payment. The session itself is scheduled once that's complete, and the report follows shortly after.

Why isn't The Scan free?

A free diagnostic gets treated like a free diagnostic. Paying for The Scan means the time, the homework, and the findings all get taken seriously — by both sides.

Is my financial data safe with you?

Yes. Engagements are governed by written agreements, and your information is used only for the work we're doing together. See our Privacy Policy for details.

Find out what's actually going on

₦75,000 – ₦150,000. One session. No obligation to go further.

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