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Built around the realities of founder-led businesses across Africa

Boltzmenn diagnoses what is broken, builds what is missing, and stays until it works.

Diagnose what is slowing the business down
The Scan — understand what is actually getting in the way
Build systems that support growth
LIFT — stabilise, strengthen, rebuild properly
Reduce founder dependency
Scale — structure that works without the founder holding it together
Turn numbers into clearer decisions
Financial Clarity — understand what your numbers are actually saying
Strengthen operations across the business
Circle — experienced support in the room as the business grows
50+
Businesses supported
₦500M+
In revenue impact delivered
71%
Average profit improvement
2035
Target: 1M businesses
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Brands we've worked with

GMB
TCN
Qates
SLA
We follow a process. Not a catalogue.

Every engagement begins with a diagnosis. What comes after depends on what we find.

01
01 — Diagnostic

The Scan

We start by understanding the business — its revenue, operations, systems, team structure, customer experience, and financial health. Before we recommend anything, we first understand what is actually getting in the way.

₦75,000 – ₦150,000 · One-time engagement
Diagnosing
Revenue leaks System gaps CX failures Structure
02
02 — Stabilise

LIFT

For businesses under pressure — losing consistency, struggling operationally, or too dependent on the founder. We stabilise the business, strengthen weak areas, and rebuild the foundations properly.

₦450,000 – ₦850,000 · Project-based
⚡ Flagship Service
Flagship
Revenue leak detectedCritical
Operations gapHigh
CX failure pointsMedium
Structure rebuildIn progress
Revenue systemsActive
03
03 — Growth

Scale

For businesses ready to grow with more structure behind the growth. We build the systems, processes, and operational support needed to make expansion more sustainable and less dependent on constant founder intervention.

₦650,000 – ₦1,200,000 · Project-based
04
04 — Financial Clarity

Financial Clarity

Most businesses have numbers. Very few truly understand them. Financial Clarity helps founders understand what their numbers are saying, where money is leaking, and what decisions need to happen next.

Launching June 1, 2026
Starter₦65,000/mo
Growth₦115,000/mo
Partner₦195,000/mo
3-month minimum commitment
Monthly Financial Report
Revenue₦2,840,000
Expenses₦1,120,000
Net Profit₦1,720,000
Profit Margin60.6%
Cash PositionHealthy
05
05 — Retainer

Circle

For businesses that want Boltzmenn involved long-term. Circle gives founders ongoing strategic support, operational oversight, accountability, and a trusted team in the room as the business grows.

₦200,000 – ₦650,000/mo · Scope-based
Circle
Our Process

Better businesses are built deliberately.

Strong businesses rarely happen by accident. Behind every business that grows well is a structure that supports the growth.

1

Understand

We take a closer look at how the business currently operates before recommending anything.

2

Strengthen

We identify weak areas affecting growth, operations, team performance, or financial stability.

3

Build

We improve the systems, structure, and operational flow needed for the business to perform better.

4

Support

We stay involved where needed to help the business maintain clarity, accountability, and momentum.

What we fix

Six areas where we do the work.

Revenue & Sales

Inconsistent revenue, weak pipelines, and sales that stop when the founder stops selling.

Operations & Team

Businesses running on the founder's memory instead of systems. Staff without clear direction.

Financial Clarity

Revenue coming in but no real understanding of where it goes or what the numbers mean.

Customer Experience

Customers leaving quietly. Service that loses trust before it has a chance to build it.

Funding Readiness

Businesses that need capital but are not structurally ready to receive it responsibly.

Founder Dependency

Businesses that only work because the founder is holding everything together.

Different businesses. Different pressures.

Different businesses.
Different pressures.

Some businesses are stuck. Some are growing too fast for their systems. Some need funding. Some need clarity. Others simply need experienced people in the room. Boltzmenn was built for all of them.

01 / 06
Stuck

"The business isn't moving the way it should be."

Revenue is coming in, effort is going out, and the needle is barely moving. Usually that means something structural is getting in the way — something worth finding before trying anything else.

See How We Fix This
02 / 06
Financial Clarity

"Revenue comes in but I never really know where it goes."

Numbers without interpretation are just noise. When founders cannot see clearly where money is moving, every decision becomes a guess. That needs to change before anything else can.

Clean Up My Numbers
₦12k
+8%
-3%
₦44k
₦7k
+21%
₦90k
-1%
+5%
₦3k
₦55k
+14%
03 / 06
Funding Readiness

"I need funding, but I am not sure the business is ready for it."

Capital does not fix a structurally weak business — it amplifies it. If the foundation is not ready, funding makes the cracks wider. We build the readiness that makes lenders and investors take the business seriously.

Prepare Me for Capital
04 / 06
Team & Operations

"The team is not performing and operations feel out of control."

Team problems are almost always systems problems. When people do not have clear roles, real accountability, and a structure to operate within — things default to chaos. We fix the system, not just the people.

Fix My Team
05 / 06
Revenue & Sales

"Sales are inconsistent and revenue is hard to predict."

Inconsistent revenue is a systems gap, not a luck gap. When a business cannot predict its sales, it cannot plan its growth. We build the structure that makes the pipeline move — consistently.

Fix My Sales Engine
06 / 06
Something Is Off

"Something is not working, but I cannot identify what."

That is exactly what The Scan is for — a structured, honest look at the business that finds what is difficult to see from the inside. No assumptions. Just what is actually there.

Diagnose My Business
Our IP

Tools built around the realities of African businesses.

Every engagement draws on structured tools and frameworks developed from working directly with African founder-led businesses.

S.E.E. Them™ 9-Touch Rule™ ₦500K/Month Scorecard Six Feelings Framework BoltzRoom Sessions

S.E.E. Them™ — Smile. Engage. Elevate.

A frontline CX framework that makes every customer feel genuinely seen. Simple to train on. Powerful enough to change retention permanently.

The 9-Touch Rule™

A complete customer journey framework covering every touchpoint — every place businesses silently leak trust and revenue, from first impression to post-sale.

₦500K/Month Business Scorecard

A diagnostic lead tool creating mirror moments — helping founders confront the real health of their business before asking what comes next.

Six Feelings Framework

We structure messaging around six founder emotional states — because founders don't search for "revenue optimisation." They search for a way out of what they're feeling.

BoltzRoom session
BoltzRoom facilitator
Community

The BoltzRoom.

A live gathering for founder-led businesses — real conversations, practical frameworks, and honest thinking about what it takes to build in Africa.

No motivational speeches. No generic content. Just useful, grounded insight from people who have done the work.

Join The Next Edition → Free to attend · Registration required
6+
Editions held
200+
Founders attended
Lagos
Nigeria
Results

Businesses that made the move. Here is what they found.

"That one strategy session with Boltzmenn changed how we run the entire company. Money well spent."

Emmanuel Okoh
Founder, PrimeTouch Facility Management

"Boltzmenn showed us how to fix the pitch deck. We don't lose people halfway through anymore. That's a big deal."

Marcus Leigh
KET Shopping

"Working with Boltzmenn changed the way we run the business. The clarity that came from that process was worth more than the cost of it."

Delia Rowe
Founder, PrimeTouch Facility Management™
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Businesses supported across Africa
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Average profit improvement delivered
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Take The First Step

The right structure changes how a business grows.

Whether the business is under pressure, preparing to scale, or trying to operate with more clarity — the first step is understanding what the business actually needs.

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A short self-assessment that shows where your business stands and what the clearest next step looks like.

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